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Eventually I saw a light at the end of the tunnel...but then her blasted cousin shows up and rekindles the black flame of despair.
However...just the other day, my hopes were met with irrefutable evidence that there will be life A.D. (After Dora, for those that were wondering).
Declan was watching Dora and the little bowl cut demon was summoning her map from the bowels of backpack (who, just in the last episode, ate map through the top of its head, by the way). So map pops up and Declan's looking at the screen and Dora repeats ten times where they need to go and how they're going to get there. And just before my eyes started to bleed Declan turns to me and says, "Daddy. I don't want to watch Dora anymore."
Clutching the sofa as not to fall, I swallowed my heart and said, "Ok. why not, buddy?"
He then looks at the screen and shaking his head, he says, "Because Dora's stupid. She has a map and she knows where to go, so why doesn't she just go around all the bad stuff? She's so dumb."
I held my child and cried as the angels sang down from the heavens.
2 comments:
you crack me up! Glad Declan came to his senses -- it really could've gotten ugly :o)
-Ellie
Declan's the smartest child I know!!! He's soooooo AWESOME!!!!
YAY DECLAN!!!!!!!
xoxoxox
Nana
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